Valentine's Day Jokes for Kids?

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These funny Valentine's Day jokes for kids are a sweet way to celebrate the holiday! Write them on lunch notes or let your kids share them with friends on homemade Valentines.

Have more funny Valentine's jokes for kids to add to the list? Post your favorites!

Kelly R · Accepted Answer

What did one sheep say to the other?
I love ewe!

Kelly R · Answer

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
I'm stuck on you.

Kelly R · Answer

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?
He gave her a ring.

Kelly R · Answer

What did one volcano say to the other?
I lava you.

Kelly R · Answer

Where do burgers go dancing?
At a meat-ball.

Alexandra F. · Answer

What do you call a very small Valentine?
A Valentiny!

Kelly R · Answer

What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts.

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What kind of triangle is the most attractive?
Acute one.

Christina B. · Answer

Why did the broom miss Valentine's Day?

He overswept.

Kelly R · Answer

What did the cucumber say to the pickle?
You mean a great dill to me.

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