142 Funny Jokes for Kids...Got One to Add?
Here is a list of the best jokes for kids, according to parents who have heard them over and over (and over) again, and still found them worth a chuckle!
Pretty much every kid goes through a joke-telling phase, so go ahead and bookmark this always-growing collection of funny jokes for kids, so you are totally ready when that joke-bug hits.
From easy-to-tell knock knock jokes to groan-worthy dad jokes (and plenty of potty jokes, too!), vote for the best kids jokes below, and help other parents out by adding your favorites as well!
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What did the shark say when it ate the clown fish? Tastes funny.
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Why does a duck have feathers? To cover his butt quack
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Oh my goodness my kids will love this one!!! Butt and fart jokes are the best 😁
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What did the triangle say to the circle? You're pointless.
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Why should you never give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll Let it Go.
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Lol, I dont get this one!
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Let it Go is the song Elsa sings in the movie Frozen - so, she’ll let the balloon go and it will fly away!! 😆
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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.
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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight (ate) nine!
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What's brown and sticky? A stick.
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This one is the best! Whenever the kids guess something, you just keep saying, "stickier," and make them guess again!
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How do trees access the Internet? They log on
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Who is Santa’s favorite singer? Elf- is- Presley What kind of music do elves like? Wrap music
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Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your genes.
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Ewwwww!
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I know!!! All of us (even my tweens!) said the same thing when we first heard it, but could not help laughing, either!!! 😝
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Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the “p” is silent!
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How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.
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What did one eye say to the other eye? Between you and me something smells.
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Why was the car so stinky? It was full of gas.
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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because he was out standing in his field.
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What can jump higher than a house. Anything a house can't jump
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What is the best part about living in Switzerland ? Not sure, but the flag is a big plus. 🇨🇭😆
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Where do skeletons go for a fun night out? Anywhere, as long as it's a hip joint.
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What did the man say when he walked into a bar. Ouch!
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Why did the twin elephants have to leave the beach? They only had a pair of trunks.
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Why do cows where bells? Because their horns dont work
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Did you know that the first French fry wasn't made in France? It was actually made in grease
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What did one wall say to the other? Ill meet you at the corner!
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Why was the computer late for work? It had a hard drive.
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Why didn’t the invisible man take a job offer? He couldn’t see himself working there.
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Why did the super hero flush the toilet? Because it was his dooty
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Knock knock “ Who’s there“ Boo “ boo-hoo “ Don’t cry it is just a joke
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Knock knock Who's there The interrupting cow Interrupting cow "mooo"who
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Why don't monkey's like to play cards in the jungle? Because there's too many cheetahs!
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How much does a chimney cost
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Knock knock Who’s there? Hike Hike who? I didn’t know you like Japanese poetry
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Why can’t a T-Rex clap its hands? Because it’s extinct.
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Why didn't Noah play cards on the ark? He was standing on the deck.
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Knock knock who’s there police police who? Police hurry up it’s chilly outside
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Kid: How many letters are there in the alphabet? Parent: 26 Kid: Nope, 25, because I don't know Y
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What did the lettuce say to the tomato during the race? You better ketchup or lettuce win!
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Why did the pencil go to the sharpener? Because he wanted to get a sharp new look!
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What do you call an alligator that shows you which way to go? A Navigator
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I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me
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Jack wanted to build a car out of noodles and but Jill said it was impossible. She couldn't believe her eyes when he drove right pasta!
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Knock knock, Who’s there? Little old lady, Little old lady who? Woah I didn’t know you could yodel!
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Knock knock Who’s there Ash Ash who Bless you
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I like this one with "Hatch" instead of "Ash," but either way, it's comedy GOLD!
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What's the worst part about giving a cat a bath? Getting the hair off your tongue.
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What did the pepper say when they got put in the fridge? Is it just me or is it chili 🌶 in here
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Why can you never believe what an atom tells you? They make up everything.
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Did you hear about the farmer who took 8 cows out to the field? When he rounded them up, he had 10!
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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter? A: You may think it's "R," but my first love is the "C" (sea).
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What do you do when your in a cold room? Go to the corner it’s always 90 degrees
