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157 Funny Jokes for Kids...Got One to Add?

They say laughter is the best medicine, and that’s true no matter your age! Laughter can boost children’s happiness levels, encourage creative thinking, and build self-esteem. So, there are plenty of reasons to have some good children's jokes up your sleeve! 

Telling jokes can help time fly during not-so-fun activities, like sitting in traffic or waiting in line at the pharmacy. They can provide a good distraction when your child’s nervous or anxious before a doctor’s visit. Jokes can also be an easy way to engage with your kiddos when they’re going through a tough time. Sharing some funny kid jokes and making them laugh can be a great way to break the ice and make them feel more comfortable.

Pretty much every kid goes through a joke-telling phase, so bookmark this always-growing collection of funny jokes for kids to be ready when that joke bug hits. Here are the best jokes for kids, according to parents who have heard them over and over (and over) again and still found them worth a chuckle. From silly potty humor to groan-worthy dad jokes, vote for the best kids’ jokes below, and help other parents out by adding your favorite kid-friendly jokes as well! 

For more fun ways to engage with your little one, check out our hilarious knock-knock jokes, interesting fun facts for kids, and kids’ conversation starters lists, too!


Jokes for Kids That Will Crack Up the Whole Family

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  •   -   08/17/2019

    What did the shark say when it ate the clown fish? Tastes funny.

  •   -   11/24/2019

    Why does a duck have feathers? To cover his butt quack

    •   -   11/24/2019

      Oh my goodness my kids will love this one!!! Butt and fart jokes are the best 😁

    •   -   06/05/2021

      Omg that is incredibly funny I cant wait to tell my kid

    •   -   04/30/2021

      hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

    •   -   12/18/2021

      this one is from google btw i saw

  •   -   09/16/2019

    What did the triangle say to the circle? You're pointless.

  •   -   02/17/2020

    Why should you never give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll Let it Go.

    •   -   11/26/2020

      Lol, I dont get this one!

      •   -   11/26/2020

        Let it Go is the song Elsa sings in the movie Frozen - so, she’ll let the balloon go and it will fly away!! 😆

    •   -   02/10/2022

      Omg that was so good

  •   -   07/03/2020

    What do you call a dinosaur fart? A blast from the past!

  •   -   07/16/2019

    Why did the mushroom like to party so much? Because he was a fun-guy.

  •   -   06/13/2019

    What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

  •   -   11/23/2019

    What do you call a sleeping tyrannosaurs rex? A Dino-snore

  •   -   06/14/2019

    Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight (ate) nine!

    •   -   12/18/2021

      thats a good one !!!!🤣🤣🤣😂😂

  •   -   07/16/2019

    What do you call cheese that’s not yours? Nach-o cheese.

  •   -   12/05/2019

    Why was the math book sad? Because it had so many problems.

  •   -   10/11/2019

    What's brown and sticky? A stick.

    •   -   05/15/2023

      This one is the best! Whenever the kids guess something, you just keep saying, "stickier," and make them guess again!

  •   -   08/22/2019

    How do trees access the Internet? They log on

  •   -   11/24/2019

    Who is Santa’s favorite singer? Elf- is- Presley What kind of music do elves like? Wrap music

  •   -   11/10/2019

    Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.

  •   -   10/11/2019

    Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your genes.

    •   -   11/11/2019

      Ewwwww!

      •   -   11/11/2019

        I know!!! All of us (even my tweens!) said the same thing when we first heard it, but could not help laughing, either!!! 😝

  •   -   11/24/2019

    Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the “p” is silent!

  •   -   08/06/2019

    Why were the cows yelling at the farmers? They were just being moody.

  •   -   06/13/2019

    How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.

    •   -   06/13/2019

      Ha! My favorite joke of all time. It never gets old! 🤪

  •   -   08/29/2019

    What did one eye say to the other eye? Between you and me something smells.

  •   -   08/01/2019

    What did the little corn say to the mama corn? Where is pop corn?

  •   -   06/13/2019

    Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs.

  •   -   06/13/2019

    Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarterback.

  •   -   11/10/2019

    What do call a cow eating grass? A lawn mooer.

  •   -   07/22/2020

    Do you know what's really odd? Every other number.

  •   -   08/22/2019

    Why do trees hate tests? Because they get stumped by the questions.

  •   -   01/30/2020

    What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.

  •   -   02/17/2020

    Why was the car so stinky? It was full of gas.

  •   -   08/01/2019

    What is a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling

  •   -   02/19/2020

    Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears.

  •   -   06/19/2019

    How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten tickles!

  •   -   06/13/2019

    How much does a pirate pay for ear piercing? A buccaneer.

  •   -   06/13/2019

    What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.

  •   -   07/25/2019

    What did one firefly say to the other? You glow, girl!

  •   -   06/13/2019

    Why did the toad cross the road?: It wanted to show his guts.

  •   -   08/23/2020

    Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because he was out standing in his field.

  •   -   10/01/2019

    Why did the computer need glasses? To improve his website.

  •   -   05/11/2020

    How do you make a piece of bread feel good? You butter it up!

  •   -   09/13/2019

    How do teachers go swimming? First they test the waters.

  •   -   06/25/2019

    What time do you go to the dentist? Tooth-Hurty!

  •   -   07/30/2020

    What did zero say to eight? I like your belt!

  •   -   06/13/2019

    What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.

  •   -   07/15/2020

    What can jump higher than a house. Anything a house can't jump

    •   -   01/04/2022

      This is so funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂

  •   -   07/24/2019

    What do computers love to eat? Microchips.

  •   -   08/15/2020

    How do you make a milkshake? You put a cow on a trampoline!!!!!

  •   -   05/11/2020

    What type of bug is good at counting? An Account(ant)

  •   -   07/27/2020

    What does a car do when it's too old to be in a race? It re-tires! 🏎️

  •   -   04/23/2020

    Who keeps the ocean clean? The MER-MAID

  •   -   08/14/2020

    What is the best part about living in Switzerland ? Not sure, but the flag is a big plus. 🇨🇭😆

  •   -   07/31/2020

    What did the man say when he walked into a bar. Ouch!

  •   -   08/16/2019

    Where do skeletons go for a fun night out? Anywhere, as long as it's a hip joint.

  •   -   09/21/2020

    Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Cause then they would be bagels

  •   -   09/16/2019

    What did the acorn say when he grew up? Geometry.

  •   -   07/25/2020

    Why did the twin elephants have to leave the beach? They only had a pair of trunks.

  •   -   12/05/2019

    What do pirates do when they hear music? They shake a little booty.

  •   -   08/22/2019

    Where do saplings go to learn? Elementree school.

  •   -   07/25/2019

    What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee.

  •   -   08/25/2020

    What did the racing snail say to his friend? Look at that escargo.

  •   -   01/22/2021

    Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road? He got stuck in a crack.

  •   -   12/16/2020

    Why do cows where bells? Because their horns dont work

  •   -   01/23/2021

    What did the scarf say to the hat? You go on a head, I’ll go around.

  •   -   12/16/2020

    Did you know that the first French fry wasn't made in France? It was actually made in grease

  •   -   09/13/2019

    What kind of dinosaur uses big words? A thesaurus.

  •   -   10/01/2019

    Why was the computer considered a superhero? Because of its screen saver.

  •   -   09/12/2020

    Whats green and pouty? The Incredible Sulk

  •   -   09/21/2020

    What did one wall say to the other? Ill meet you at the corner!

  •   -   08/23/2020

    What did the snail say when it was sitting on the turtle? Wheeeee!

  •   -   01/21/2021

    What does a cloud wear under its raincoat? Thunderwear!

  •   -   09/28/2020

    Knock knock Whose there? Amiss Amiss who? A mosquito bit me

  •   -   10/06/2020

    What is a boomerang that never comes back? A stick!

  •   -   10/09/2019

    Why did the lobster blush? Because the sea weed.

  •   -   10/28/2020

    What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investa-gator

  •   -   01/23/2021

    What does a janitor yell when he jumps out of a closet? SUPPLIES!

  •   -   11/21/2020

    Why was the computer late for work? It had a hard drive.

  •   -   05/11/2020

    Why did the cat leave the party? She wasn't feline well.

  •   -   09/21/2020

    Why did the cookie go to the doctor? He was feeling crummy

  •   -   01/23/2021

    Why didn’t the invisible man take a job offer? He couldn’t see himself working there.

  •   -   09/08/2020

    What is the most religious insect A Praying Mantis

  •   -   05/19/2021

    Want to here a joke about a broken pencil? Never mind it’s pointless

  •   -   01/21/2021

    Why is a pirate called a pirate? Because they arrrrrreeeee.

  •   -   05/19/2021

    Why did the super hero flush the toilet? Because it was his dooty

  •   -   01/28/2021

    What kind of bagel flies? plain

  •   -   01/21/2021

    How do you prepare to throw a space party? You planet.

  •   -   01/21/2021

    What did one tomato say to the other? You go ahead, I’ll ketchup.

  •   -   07/13/2021

    What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

  •   -   12/21/2020

    Knock knock “ Who’s there“ Boo “ boo-hoo “ Don’t cry it is just a joke

  •   -   12/13/2020

    Knock knock Who's there The interrupting cow Interrupting cow "mooo"who

  •   -   02/03/2021

    What do you get when you walk across a snowman and a Vampire Frostbite

  •   -   11/17/2020

    Why does the bike fall over? It was tired

  •   -   10/21/2021

    What's invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny Farts

  •   -   04/12/2021

    Want to hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.

  •   -   02/07/2021

    What letter can you drink? "T"

  •   -   01/07/2021

    Who won the princess race? Rapunzel by a hair

  •   -   02/10/2021

    What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh

  •   -   08/12/2021

    What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? Irrelephant.

  •   -   12/22/2020

    What did the buffalo say to the son Byson

  •   -   10/20/2020

    Why can’t a T-Rex clap its hands? Because it’s extinct.

  •   -   11/22/2020

    What does the cat say when the job is done well ? Purrrr-fect!!!

  •   -   06/06/2021

    Knock knock Who’s there? Hike Hike who? I didn’t know you like Japanese poetry

  •   -   02/10/2021

    Why are lemons and limes always angry? Because they’re in a sour mood

  •   -   08/12/2021

    What do you call a pig playing tug-of-war? Pulled pork.

  •   -   05/19/2021

    What’s a elf’s favorite thing to do? Sing the elfabet ( alphabet )

  •   -   11/19/2021

    How much does a chimney cost

    •   -   11/30/2021

      Nothing...it's on the house!

  •   -   01/23/2021

    What does a triceratops sit on? Its tricera-bottom.

  •   -   09/17/2021

    Why don't monkey's like to play cards in the jungle? Because there's too many cheetahs!

  •   -   07/12/2021

    Why didn't Noah play cards on the ark? He was standing on the deck.

    •   -   07/13/2021

      Get off the cards, Noah!! 😁😁😁

  •   -   02/20/2021

    What is Dracula’s favorite fruit? A neck-tarine

  •   -   10/21/2021

    If you rearrange the letters of MAILMEN... They get really upset.

  •   -   08/24/2021

    Why didn’t the bear want dessert? Because it was stuffed

  •   -   09/09/2021

    Knock knock who’s there police police who? Police hurry up it’s chilly outside

  •   -   05/19/2021

    Why did the pencil go to the sharpener? Because he wanted to get a sharp new look!

  •   -   11/01/2021

    What did the pirate say at his 80th birthday party? Aye matey!

  •   -   08/09/2021

    How Do You Make A Water Bed More Bouncey? You Add Spring Water

  •   -   06/16/2021

    Why did the boy bring a ladder to sining class So he can sing high

  •   -   11/28/2021

    What did the lettuce say to the tomato during the race? You better ketchup or lettuce win!

  •   -   10/21/2021

    Kid: How many letters are there in the alphabet? Parent: 26 Kid: Nope, 25, because I don't know Y

  •   -   04/26/2023

    I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me

  •   -   11/28/2021

    Knock knock, Who’s there? Little old lady, Little old lady who? Woah I didn’t know you could yodel!

  •   -   09/16/2021

    What do you call an alligator that shows you which way to go? A Navigator

  •   -   09/16/2021

    What do you call a sneaky pasta? Spy-guetti

  •   -   09/08/2021

    Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because he wasn't peeling right!

  •   -   01/09/2022

    what did the green light say to the red light do not look I'm changing

  •   -   09/01/2021

    Jack wanted to build a car out of noodles and but Jill said it was impossible. She couldn't believe her eyes when he drove right pasta!

  •   -   11/28/2021

    What do sheep wear to the beach? Baaaaakinis

  •   -   09/16/2021

    Knock knock Who’s there Ash Ash who Bless you

    •   -   05/15/2023

      I like this one with "Hatch" instead of "Ash," but either way, it's comedy GOLD!

  •   -   09/16/2021

    What's the worst part about giving a cat a bath? Getting the hair off your tongue.

  •   -   02/11/2022

    Why did the pepper fail archery class? He didn’t habenero!

  •   -   02/23/2022

    Where does Mr Pibb go when he gets sick? To see Dr Pepper !

  •   -   02/11/2022

    What did one plate say to the other? Don’t worry…Dinner is on me!

  •   -   10/30/2022

    What do you say to a toilet on its birthday? Happy bidet.

  •   -   02/11/2022

    What did the pepper say when they got put in the fridge? Is it just me or is it chili 🌶 in here

  •   -   02/15/2023

    What turns a cucumber into a pickle? A jarring experience.

  •   -   02/15/2023

    How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut!

  •   -   02/15/2023

    When does a joke become a “dad” joke? When the punchline is a parent.

  •   -   04/21/2023

    Did you hear about the farmer who took 8 cows out to the field? When he rounded them up, he had 10!

  •   -   02/11/2022

    What do you do when your in a cold room? Go to the corner it’s always 90 degrees

  •   -   05/15/2023

    Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter? A: You may think it's "R," but my first love is the "C" (sea).

  •   -   02/15/2023

    Why can you never believe what an atom tells you? They make up everything.

  •   -   02/15/2023

    Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

  •   -   12/06/2024

    What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hey, bud!

  •   -   10/28/2024

    What musical instrument do you use in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste.

  •   -   10/28/2024

    Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.

  •   -   10/28/2024

    Why did the teddy bear turn down dessert? Because he was stuffed.

  •   -   10/28/2024

    Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens didn’t exist yet.

  •   -   10/28/2024

    Why couldn’t the pony sing a lullaby? Because she was a little horse.

  •   -   12/22/2023

    What lies on its back a thousand feet in the air? A millipede.

  •   -   12/06/2024

    What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved!

  •   -   10/28/2024

    Why are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through them.

  •   -   10/28/2024

    How do you repair a broken jack-o-lantern? With a pumpkin patch.

  •   -   10/28/2024

    What type of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.

  •   -   10/28/2024

    What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny!

  •   -   10/28/2024

    What does a spider’s bride wear? A webbing dress.

  •   -   10/28/2024

    What is a computer’s favorite snack? Cookies!

  •   -   10/28/2024

    How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend? He gave her a ring!

  •   -   10/28/2024

    Why do birds fly south for winter? Because it’s too far to walk!

  •   -   10/28/2024

    Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.

  •   -   10/28/2024

    Where do polar bears vote? At the North Poll.

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