Funny Christmas Jokes for Kids

What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an iPad? Pineapple.

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite

Where does Frosty keep his money? In a snow bank

What does Mrs. Claus say to Santa when there are clouds in the sky? It looks like rain, deer.

What do you call the wrapping paper scraps leftover on Christmas morning? A Christmess!

What's a skunk's favorite Christmas carol? Jingle Smells.

What happened to the thief who stole an Advent calendar? He got 25 days.

What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

What is a parent's favorite Christmas carol? Silent Night

What do you call a reindeer wearing earmuffs? Anything you want. He can't hear you.

What kind of music do elves like? Wrap

How do you know when Santa is around? You can sense his presents.

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh? Nothing, it’s on the house!

What's red, white, and blue on Christmas? A sad candy cane.

What does the Snowman eat for breakfast? Frosted Flakes

What do you call a cat in the desert? Sandy Claws

What do you call an old snowman? Water.

What does the gingerbread man put on his bed? Cookie sheets!

Why were the children so cold on Christmas morning? Because it was Decembrrrrr!

What do elves learn in school? The elfabet!

Who is Santa’s favorite singer? Elf- is- Presley

How does Santa like his pizza? Deep-pan, crisp and even!

What is Santa's favorite laundry detergent? Yule-Tide.

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Claus-trophobia!