Funniest Halloween jokes to tell your kids?

What's the scariest pasta to eat? Fettuccine "afraid-o"

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have any guts.

Why do vampires have no friends? Because they are a pain in the neck.

Why do graveyards have fences? People are dying to get in.

What is a witch's favorite subject in school? Spelling.

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're afraid to unwind.

What did the skeletons say to the comedian? Humerus.

What is inside a ghost's nose? Boo-gers.

Why did the scarecrow get the promotion? Because he stood out in his field.

Why are ghosts such bad liars? Because you can see right through them.

What is a vampire's favorite fruit? Necktarines.

What do you call witches who live together? Broommates.

What did the werewolf eat after he had gotten his teeth cleaned? His dentist!

What did the bat say to his friend? Want to hang around together?

Why don't skeletons like parties? Because they have no body to dance with.

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap!

What instrument does the skeleton play in band? Trombone.

Where do skeletons go for a fun night out? Anywhere, as long as it's a hip joint.

What monster loves to dance? The boogie man.

What do dentists call their x-Rays? Tooth pics!

What is the problem with twin witches? You never know which witch is which.

What do you call a skeleton that sits around all day? Lazy bones.

What do you say to a skeleton in a restaurant? Bone appetit!

What should you do if a zombie knocks on your door? Hope it's Halloween!

How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.

Why do skeletons have so much trouble remembering things? Everything goes in one ear and out the other!

What is the best way to talk to a monster? Far away!

Why did the vampire go to the library? He wanted a good book to sink his teeth into.

What do witches use to style their hair? Scare spray .

What do vampires fear the most? Cavities.

Why are skeletons are so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin.

Who won the skeleton beauty contest? No body!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the Halloween party? He didn't have the heart for it.

What do you call a witch’s garage? A broom closet.

Knock knock. Who's there? Philip. Philip who? Philip my bag with Halloween candy, please!

What celebrations to spiders most love to attend? Webbings