Add your favorite funny Halloween jokes for kids to the list below. These jokes for Halloween are corny and cute, and prove that the holiday is not so scary after all!

Write one each day on your child's lunch notes, tell them to your trick-or-treaters, or read them as a family on your Halloween movie night.

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  •   -   10/15/2019

    What's the scariest pasta to eat? Fettuccine "afraid-o"

  •   -   09/24/2019

    Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have any guts.

  •   -   09/24/2019

    Why do vampires have no friends? Because they are a pain in the neck.

  •   -   10/02/2019

    Why do graveyards have fences? People are dying to get in.

  •   -   09/24/2019

    What is a witch's favorite subject in school? Spelling.

  •   -   09/18/2020

    Why don't mummies take vacations? They're afraid to unwind.

  •   -   10/02/2019

    What did the skeletons say to the comedian? Humerus.

  •   -   09/24/2019

    What is inside a ghost's nose? Boo-gers.

  •   -   09/24/2019

    Why did the scarecrow get the promotion? Because he stood out in his field.

  •   -   10/09/2019

    Why are ghosts such bad liars? Because you can see right through them.

  •   -   10/09/2019

    What is a vampire's favorite fruit? Necktarines.

  •   -   10/09/2019

    What do you call witches who live together? Broommates.

  •   -   09/16/2021

    What did the werewolf eat after he had gotten his teeth cleaned? His dentist!

  •   -   09/16/2021

    What did the bat say to his friend? Want to hang around together?

  •   -   10/19/2020

    Why don't skeletons like parties? Because they have no body to dance with.

  •   -   09/24/2019

    What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap!

  •   -   10/15/2019

    What instrument does the skeleton play in band? Trombone.

  •   -   09/25/2019

    Where do skeletons go for a fun night out? Anywhere, as long as it's a hip joint.

    •   -   09/09/2021

      This one gets me every time! 😂

  •   -   10/02/2019

    What monster loves to dance? The boogie man.

  •   -   01/31/2021

    What do dentists call their x-Rays? Tooth pics!

  •   -   09/16/2021

    What is the problem with twin witches? You never know which witch is which.

  •   -   08/19/2020

    What do you call a skeleton that sits around all day? Lazy bones.

  •   -   10/20/2019

    What do you say to a skeleton in a restaurant? Bone appetit!

  •   -   10/31/2021

    What should you do if a zombie knocks on your door? Hope it's Halloween!

  •   -   10/20/2021

    How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.

  •   -   09/16/2021

    Why do skeletons have so much trouble remembering things? Everything goes in one ear and out the other!

  •   -   09/16/2021

    What is the best way to talk to a monster? Far away!

  •   -   09/16/2021

    Why did the vampire go to the library? He wanted a good book to sink his teeth into.

  •   -   09/16/2021

    What do witches use to style their hair? Scare spray .

  •   -   12/21/2019

    What do vampires fear the most? Cavities.

  •   -   10/21/2020

    Why are skeletons are so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin.

  •   -   09/09/2021

    Who won the skeleton beauty contest? No body!

  •   -   10/20/2021

    Why didn't the skeleton go to the Halloween party? He didn't have the heart for it.

  •   -   10/21/2020

    What do you call a witch’s garage? A broom closet.

  •   -   09/09/2021

    Knock knock. Who's there? Philip. Philip who? Philip my bag with Halloween candy, please!

  •   -   10/06/2021

    What celebrations to spiders most love to attend? Webbings

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