36 Actually Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

Our parent-to-parent community is sharing kid-friendly knock knock jokes that really get the whole family laughing!

Bookmark our list of knock knock jokes to keep everyone entertained on a road trip, when running errands or just hanging out at home, and check out our big list of jokes for kids for even more inspiration!

Upparent gathers recommendations from real parents to help us all discover something new to enjoy with our families. Be sure to add your favorite knock knock jokes for kids below to help grow the list!

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  •   -   10/11/2019

    Knock Knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who?

  •   -   06/17/2019

    Knock, knock. Who’s there? Doris. Doris who? Doris locked. Open up, please!

  •   -   06/17/2019

    Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hatch. Hatch who? Bless you!

  •   -   05/29/2019

    Knock, knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?!

    •   -   08/07/2021

      Mine was shorter. Yours was the right one.😂

      •   -   08/07/2021

        I remembered this one from my own childhood, and how obnoxiously long it was!!! 🤣🤣🤣

    •   -   01/23/2022

      So funny

    •   -   11/22/2021

      This is awesome

  •   -   07/16/2019

    Knock knock. Who’s there? Spell. Spell who? Okay: W. H. O.

  •   -   06/17/2019

    Knock knock. Who's there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? I didn't know you could yodel!

  •   -   05/29/2019

    Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes the police, open up!

  •   -   07/16/2019

    Knock, knock. Who's there? Tank Tank who? You are welcome!

  •   -   07/16/2019

    Knock, knock. Who's there? Cow says. Cow says who? No, a cow says mooooo!

  •   -   07/15/2019

    Knock Knock. Who's there? Water. Water who? Water you waiting for? Open the door!

  •   -   06/17/2019

    Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? Butter be quick. I have to go to the bathroom!

  •   -   07/10/2019

    Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying?

  •   -   07/10/2019

    Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? I love you, too!

  •   -   05/29/2019

    Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Let us in, we’re freezing!

  •   -   08/28/2019

    Knock, knock. Who’s there? Nana. Nana who? Nana your business.

  •   -   10/20/2020

    Knock knock. Who’s there? Europe. Europe who? No, you’re a poo!!

  •   -   06/17/2019

    Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dozen. Dozen who? Dozen anybody want to let me in?

  •   -   07/10/2019

    Knock, knock. Who's there? Owl. Owl who? That's right, owls hoo!

  •   -   06/03/2019

    Knock, knock. Who's there? Alien. Alien who? Just how many aliens do you know?

  •   -   07/25/2019

    Knock-knock. Who's there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time for dinner!

  •   -   06/17/2019

    Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!

  •   -   07/11/2019

    Knock, knock Who’s there? Anita Anita who? Anita drink of water so please let me in!

    •   -   12/19/2021

      Anita pee, please open the door!!

  •   -   05/29/2019

    Knock, knock. Who’s there? Amanda. Amanda who? A man da fix your doorbell!

  •   -   10/16/2019

    Knock, knock Who's there? Yeah. Yeah who? Just open the door, cowboy!

  •   -   07/11/2019

    Knock, knock Who’s there? Theodore Theodore who? Theodore wasn’t opened so I knocked.

  •   -   05/29/2019

    Knock, knock. Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and answer the door!

  •   -   10/20/2020

    Knock knock. Who’s there? Adore. Adore who? Adore is between us so please open up!

  •   -   03/06/2021

    Knock, Knock! Who's there? Ya. Ya who? Stop being Mario and listen!

  •   -   01/21/2021

    Knock knock Who's there? Donna. Donna who? Donnanananananananan....Batman!

  •   -   02/23/2021

    Knock knock. Who's there? Avenue. Avenue who? Avenue answered this door before?

  •   -   08/02/2021

    Knock, knock. Who's there? The interrupting cow. The interrupting cow wh… Moo!

  •   -   10/02/2021

    Knock knock. Who's there? Mr. Bossy Pants. Mr. Boss... Okay, now you have to say, "Mr. Bossy Pants who?"

  •   -   07/30/2021

    Knock knock who there The cow The cow The cow who jumped over the moon

  •   -   08/03/2021

    Knock, knock. Who’s there? Venice. Venice who? Venice your doorbell going to be fixed?

  •   -   08/03/2021

    Knock, knock. Who’s there? Juno. Juno who? I know who, do you know who?

  •   -   08/03/2021

    Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ammonia. Ammonia who? Ammonia little kid who can't reach the doorbell!

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