37 Actually Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
Our parent-to-parent community is sharing kid-friendly knock knock jokes that really get the whole family laughing!
Bookmark our list of knock knock jokes to keep everyone entertained on a road trip, when running errands or just hanging out at home, and check out our big list of jokes for kids for even more inspiration!
Upparent gathers recommendations from real parents to help us all discover something new to enjoy with our families. Be sure to add your favorite knock knock jokes for kids below to help grow the list!
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05/29/2019
Knock, knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?!
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08/07/2021
I remembered this one from my own childhood, and how obnoxiously long it was!!! 🤣🤣🤣
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06/17/2019
Knock knock. Who's there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? I didn't know you could yodel!
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06/17/2019
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? Butter be quick. I have to go to the bathroom!
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07/11/2019
Knock, knock Who’s there? Anita Anita who? Anita drink of water so please let me in!
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07/11/2019
Knock, knock Who’s there? Theodore Theodore who? Theodore wasn’t opened so I knocked.
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10/20/2020
Knock knock. Who’s there? Adore. Adore who? Adore is between us so please open up!
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10/02/2021
Knock knock. Who's there? Mr. Bossy Pants. Mr. Boss... Okay, now you have to say, "Mr. Bossy Pants who?"
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08/02/2021
Knock, knock. Who's there? The interrupting cow. The interrupting cow wh… Moo!
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07/30/2021Knock knock who there The cow The cow The cow who jumped over the moon
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08/03/2021
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Venice. Venice who? Venice your doorbell going to be fixed?
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08/03/2021
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ammonia. Ammonia who? Ammonia little kid who can't reach the doorbell!
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08/15/2025
Knock, knock. Who's there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? ICE CREAM SO YOU CAN HEAR ME!
