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Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids That Are Just Too Gourd
Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of fowl play.
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don’t eat this much!
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Who helps little pumpkins cross the street safely?
The crossing gourd.
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What side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside.
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What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
Quack quack quack.
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tamara.
Tamara who?
Tamara we are going to have a lot of leftovers!
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What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash.
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What do you get when you cross a turkey with a ghost?
A poultrygeist.
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What’s the best song to sing when cooking a turkey?
All about that baste.
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Why did the pilgrim’s pants keep falling down?
Because his belt buckle was on his hat.
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Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken.
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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a turkey?
Finally enough drumsticks for everyone at Thanksgiving!
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Football Jokes We Get a Kick Out Of
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
It was a boxer.
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Football Jokes We Get a Kick Out Of
What insect shouldn't play football?
A fumble bee.
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Football Jokes We Get a Kick Out Of
Why shouldn't you play football in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
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Football Jokes We Get a Kick Out Of
Where do football players buy their uniforms?
New Jersey.
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Football Jokes We Get a Kick Out Of
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarter back.
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Football Jokes We Get a Kick Out Of
Why is Cinderella terrible at football?
Her coach is a pumpkin.
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